"In God we trust, all others must pay".

If you are a Non-Profit or Fund Raising organization we will be more than glad to give you a per person price, but keep in mind I am not a "not for profit" business. We work hard at what we do and we are very good at what we do. I have already chosen who and where I donate time too and I do have my favorite (personal) charities. So not to sound mean or whatever, but please do not send me requests telling me how much you can do for my business by having me do something free or low cost for you or your group. These requests will get no reply. And let us not forget the almighty "Event Promoter". Now again I derive my opinion from my "real life" dealings with this special breed of "greedy, brain-less, promise you the world" type of human being look alike. Please mister "promoter" do not call me with your promises of "delusions of grandeur". If you found me, I am sure you can find someone else to shake down.